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Pure Canine Chaos
Our debut album is out now — 10 tracks, press play.
New Album
Our debut album is out now — 10 tracks, press play.
It started in a living room in the suburbs. Rusty and Oreo were living the good life: naps, treats, and squirrel chases. But they wanted more. They wanted to influence the culture.
So they started a podcast. Rusty brings the gravitas. Oreo brings the chaos. Imagining what they would say if they could finally talk back.
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Ten songs. One pack. Straight from the studio couch.
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Debut Studio Album · 10 Tracks · ~32 min
Ska-punk, 2:20. Oreo finds a hot dog. Rusty objects. Horns enter. Culture happens.
Swampy blues rock, 3:10. A dirty blues about the couch usurper. Harmonica solo included. Kevin has not commented.
Acoustic lullaby, 2:50. The wind-down. Sung over two tired doodles. Bring tissues.
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Cynical. Stoic. Naptime is a high-level business meeting. He will sigh at your question and then answer it perfectly.
Chaotic. Enthusiastic. Operates on a frequency only dolphins hear. Street hot dogs are meals. He will take your question somewhere unexpected.
Rusty sighs. Oreo goes off. They argue, agree, and somehow answer your question. Talk to them both at once.
Ten songs. One pack. The world’s first podcast hosted by dogs finally drops the album it was always secretly working on.
Bernedoodle / Voice of Reason
If Morgan Freeman were a dog, he’d be Rusty. He believes every nap is a high-level business meeting. Stoic grace, tuxedo charm.
Goldendoodle / Neon Energy
Oreo operates on a frequency that only dolphins hear. Street hot dogs are meals. Chaos specialist.
Behind The Avatars
The Real
The Real
Behind The Camera
Rusty and Oreo want to interview your dog. Submit their personality, quirks, and legendary moments — we'll build them an AI character and feature them in a full episode.
Each guest dog gets their own AI voice, a character arc, and a dedicated episode. You get something worth sharing with literally everyone you know.
Your dog gets their own voice, personality, and catchphrases built from what you tell us.
A dedicated episode alongside Rusty and Oreo — not just a mention. A real interview.
When the episode drops, we tag your social handle so you can share it with your whole pack.
Zero cost. Just a 2-minute application. We handle everything else.
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DEFCON 1: Snacks Imminent